A tradition in many European countries holds that on February 29th a woman may ask a man to marry her, and if he says no, he has to buy her a gift. With that in mind, I'm thinking of proposing to a bunch of guys, like maybe six or seven. Then when they all say no, I'll get them to all chip in and buy me one big gift, like, say, a laptop or a bass guitar. Of course, if one of them says yes, I'll have a problem.
Now for the miracle. Today is Friday.